I'd rather tango with a Behemoth, thank you very much.
[He's glancing at the directions- ah, there he is. ...Six, it should be illegal to look so good. He doesn't stare, because that shit is obvious. He does take a good long look at the problem, though. Mr. Fancy Shoes. Libertus can't help rolling his eyes before he scans the room for what he needs...
Ah.
Don't mind him as he moves to the table then.]
Me? Oh yeah, I'm lookin' like a real peach. Thanks.
How expensive are those shoes? Never mind. Don't wanna know. One of them probably costs more than my shitty apartment.
[Snatching up a glass of red wine, and a plate of various delicacies. One thing in common: they all had the reputation of staining if dropped on nice, expensive clothing.
Or shoes.
Funny how that works out.]
Gonna need you to step back a bit when I get close. Don't be obvious about it.
Get ready to scoot your pretty ass out of here when I make my move.
no subject
[He's glancing at the directions- ah, there he is. ...Six, it should be illegal to look so good. He doesn't stare, because that shit is obvious. He does take a good long look at the problem, though. Mr. Fancy Shoes. Libertus can't help rolling his eyes before he scans the room for what he needs...
Ah.
Don't mind him as he moves to the table then.]
Me? Oh yeah, I'm lookin' like a real peach. Thanks.
How expensive are those shoes? Never mind. Don't wanna know. One of them probably costs more than my shitty apartment.
[Snatching up a glass of red wine, and a plate of various delicacies. One thing in common: they all had the reputation of staining if dropped on nice, expensive clothing.
Or shoes.
Funny how that works out.]
Gonna need you to step back a bit when I get close. Don't be obvious about it.
Get ready to scoot your pretty ass out of here when I make my move.